Archive for October, 2007

Effing PISSED

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

4.29am …19 oct … i’m still not asleep . Surprise surprise ! !@&*^(!*^#$*!&)#* I have so much freaking pent up anger man . STUPID FARKING bunch of malay kids running ard downstairs making so much farking noise . and what did the police did when they came ?! SHOO them away from the playground . I mean farking hell take down their particulars or something right ?! NOTHING . I know i was very bo liao watching what is happening downstairs from the darkness of my farking balcony but its really too much lor . I was minding my business trying to sleep .. these farking malay kids started playing "CATCHING" at the playground . Hey not my business rite . no problem . THE REAL PROBLEM START when they started screaming and LUFFING at the top of their lungs . YES i farking know u dun need to sleep and go work . PLEASE SHUT the F up ! .. Guess wad . their bosterious behaviour went on for a good half an hour be4 someone shouted from their balcony asking them to keep quiet ! GUESS WAT ?! They shouted back "FUCK YOU" …… wtf wtf wtf ?! Apparently someone call the police ! YAY ! wooHooo ! GOod for ya MANN !!! but the police came like 15 mins later and just shoo the grp away … wtf ? that was it ? Mark my words they will be back soon again . PS why do i know ? god damn me i’ve been putting up with their noisy farking play in the middle of the nite since monday . So you tell me should i be farking angry ?

Favourite Song of the week~

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

I somehow caught this song while on a fren’s car . it just struck a cord in me . I tink the lyrics are very meaningful at least to me . So just wanted to share this with ya all ;) Ya all can catch the MTV here

Lyrics:

Avril Lavigne - When You’re Gone

I always needed time on my own
I never thought I’d need you there when I cry
And the days feel like years when I’m alone
And the bed where you lie is made up on your side

When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now

[Chorus]
When you’re gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you’re gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you’re gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it ok
I miss you

I’ve never felt this way before
Everything that I do reminds me of you
And the clothes you left, they lie on the floor
And they smell just like you, I love the things that you do

When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now

[Chorus]
When you’re gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you’re gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you’re gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it ok
I miss you

We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were, yeah
All I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I’d do, I’d give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me, yeah

[Chorus]
When you’re gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you’re gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you’re gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it ok
I miss you

Husband Instructions manual in Chinese

Monday, October 1st, 2007

   老公"使用說明書

【內容】物也會伴隨時間演變,出現鮪魚肚,駝背及凸頭等現象,但仍可勉強使用。
【功能】可主治單身恐懼及母愛氾濫等精神官能症!對失戀和相思病也有顯著之療效。
【用法】建議用溫柔體貼的方式服食,嚴禁照三餐服用。
【儲藏】常溫下即可保存-室內通風處更佳。如在室外,則避免女性成群處。使用期間尤忌本產品〝夜不歸宿〞。
【包裹】常舒適保暖即可,勿過度裝飾。
【有效期限】視幸福程度而定,最長可達90年;最短一天就失效。
【核准字號】詳見鑽石婚戒說明書。
【注意事項】常本品僅適用於成年單身女性!服用時需小心謹慎…如導致使用者出現鼻青臉腫等現象,則馬上停用,並開立相關文件,向法院及保險公司申訴理賠。
【禁忌】常無論何時,都不能說:『好短!』
【特別提醒】重感情的女性要小心使用!否則會出現心亂,心痛,心寒,和心力交瘁等症狀。
最後 祝大家使用愉快!